Jae and I are more than just roommates.”
“That’s cool,” I said, struggling not to firm up more. Porn sex I’ll bet neither of these old heads has twelve inches of love to give!”
“You don’t either,” Onyx said. A buck each.”
I laughed. Go see if my car is all right. How could it rise this fast? “Does anyone know how to pray?”
“Honey, go with Harry,” Ace said, hugging the panicked girl. Soon she was asleep. “Mmmm. Jae stirred after a while, and we went upstairs. Then I led my two naked refugees into my home. He says there’s water at the bottom of the parking lot.”
“Ivan!” Ace yelled. “My God.” I flopped on my back on their bed between them. I’m terrified of drowning. Don’t drive through water.”
“Okay, Ace. “Who’s thirsty?”
“What do you have?” I asked. * * * * * * * * * *
The only thing that kept me from beating someone’s face in at work that day was the complete absurdity of it all. We still have racks of those left, but they’re all one and five-eighths inch premium select grade.”
“So they’ll be good and strong?
