I know a good photographer of high taste and great tact. Sex HOWEVER, given that this situation has already been blown completely out of control, my legal counsel has advised that should a proposal be made to me on my terms, I may license such an enterprise. Here’s my suggestion. And, while I won’t do subservient, I think you could use a young, canny partner. Now that you ask. – Moony
To: My Most Hated Enemy
From:Lord Voldemort
Re: Your Mmail
How did you get my Mmail address, Potter? To be honest, I can not blame the poor lad. Apparently, your fan club is planning to capture pictures from the upcoming game. Second, regarding the CALENDAR, Mum knows about it. McGonagall / Deputy Headmistress
Re: Dangerous circumstands
Albus:
I am very concerned about Harry Potter’s mental state with regard to the upcoming Quidditch Match. They’re not playing IN the Bluff, they’re dared to play Starkers. – Harry
To: Harry Potter
From:Snuffles
CC: Moony
Re: Re: My Beloved Fan Club
Harry, m’lad… in recent seeing how much this is disturbing you, we’re willing to scrap the project. And why is Ginny grinning at us every time she sees us?
