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fool: “Ok MacHine” (sounds like mac hind)
joker: Points at old house phone and says “Now what is that?”
fool: “An answering machine”
joker: “Ok now spell machine”
fool: “Ok? Read 25494 times |
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6. Porn sex 12. Q. “C’mon Mr. Say, “Darn, I Knew that drain hole was a little too small. Q: How many Spinks handlers does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: How many can you afford? D.O.U.B.L.E.”
fool: “Ok MacDouble”
joker: “Last one now pronouce M.A.C. A: How many can you afford? 4. Say, “Hmmm, I’ve never seen that color before.”
5. D.O.U.G.L.E.S.S”
fool: “Its pronounced MacDougless”
joker: “Ok now pronouce M.A.C. joker: “Ok pronounce.. Reminds me of humus.”
10. Q. M.A.C. Before you unroll toilet paper, conspicuously lay down your “Cross-Dressers Anonymous” newsletter on the floor visible to the adjacent stall. Say, “Interesting. …more sinkers than floaters. One to change it, one to hit you in the kidneys, and 8 to stand around such that none of this gets caught on camera.
