“Fucking cyanide,” I said, “Fucking Lib Dems told me to fuck off.”
“And me,” he said, “Just because I battered that Simpkins bastard when he touched me up.”
“Christ,” I said. “Alan Alvin Allington, Lib Dem, One hundred and Two votes, Winston DeLaney Makatuka, Labour, Ninety Eight votes, Norman Stanley Biggins, Brentford Nationalist Party, Seventy Four votes,” some prat prattled on, “And I duly declare the aforementioned Alan Alvin Allington to be the duly elected councillor, duly elected for the Ingleside ward of Whetherfield Borough Council,” he said in stunned disbelief. Sex vedio “No, I fucking can’t” I said and grabbed her. “Alan Alvin Allington, Lib Dem, One hundred and Two votes, Winston DeLaney Makatuka, Labour, Ninety Eight votes, Norman Stanley Biggins, Brentford Nationalist Party, Seventy Four votes,” some prat prattled on, “And I duly declare the aforementioned Alan Alvin Allington to be the duly elected councillor, duly elected for the Ingleside ward of Whetherfield Borough Council,” he said in stunned disbelief. “Polling day you pillock.” he said. Turned out she was from the Mercury, and it was fucking headlines in Tuesdays chip paper, “BNP rejects Lib Dem call for violence.”
Norman was straight round the depot, “What the fuck did you mean, ‘not hang Pedos up by the bollocks?”
“It don’t fucking work,” I said, “Their bollocks tear off,” I told him.
