Camel peered through his window, trying to locate the source of the painful screams out on the front lawn. Sex videos “Are you serious?”
Amaya nodded. “There goes another pair of jeans!” Amaya stated, pulling away from me. You’re a great lover. “Say what? But, as my fortune would have it, I was favored by the dick gods and blessed with a dinosauric cock with wonderfully thick proportions. We had a romantic dinner at a local spaghetti shop and went bowling thereafter. It’s okay. There’s some real darkies on there but it’s all pink on the inside!”
“I’m alright, man,” I replied while taking special notice of Camel’s pellet rifle that he had leaning against the far wall. As much as I wanted to continue with the cleaning operation of Amaya’s tampon socket, the incessant chants of her dog became intolerable. “What exactly was so shocking?”
“I just can’t believe how wet you got me. I had no recourse to such an argument. “Some guys just don’t care. He was chronically intoxicated and when he was not at the local bars, Camel could usually be found mooching free beer at one of the surrounding fraternity houses after he depleted the liquid stock within our own. Just take them off!”
Amaya shook her head. My index finger rested firmly upon the trigger.
