um.… Vampire”
“are you trying to pull a fast one sis” he said in a loud voice
So I said” no I’m trying to tell you the truth”
It looked like he had be hit with a ton of brick as I said that
He regained his composure and asked to talk to me in the other room
So I told Andrew to wait for me
As I closed the door to the room my brother asked me” this cant be true vampires are myths”
So I told him that vampire are real
So he said” are you a vampire too” with fear in his voice
So I replied” well….. Sex um.… Vampire”
“are you trying to pull a fast one sis” he said in a loud voice
So I said” no I’m trying to tell you the truth”
It looked like he had be hit with a ton of brick as I said that
He regained his composure and asked to talk to me in the other room
So I told Andrew to wait for me
As I closed the door to the room my brother asked me” this cant be true vampires are myths”
So I told him that vampire are real
So he said” are you a vampire too” with fear in his voice
So I replied” well….. He had broad shoulders and a 6 pack abs. Um…..y….yea”
He screamed” HOLY FUCKING SHIT”
So I told him
