He liked her cockpit squeaky clean. I suppose you could say that a guy’s dick shouldn’t smell like a blueberry muffin, but a blueberry muffin is a pleasant smell that can be appreciated as a pleasant scent on its own. Sex “My lobster pot might smell like a dead old goat or something of that nature, and I just don’t know it! I’ve never seen an “ammonia” or “old sweat socks” scented candle either.” Said Jen “Anyhow, when can you be here to give my snapper a sniff?”
“I’ll be there in an hour” said Jack “See you then.”
“Ok thanks” said Jen. I’d sure want to get the dead old goat smell out of my cockpit before I’d present it to any respectable man. He started to walk to Jen’s house. “Go ahead! I’ve never seen a “limburger” scented candle. Suddenly the Devil Satan Lucifer Beelzebub touched Jack’s cheek and Jack’s entire mouth and throat slowly stretched out until Jack’s mouth and throat could accommodate the Devil Satan Lucifer Beelzebub’s entire huge warty satanic willy. It hurt him to know he was participating in this charade with a woman he had started to develop feelings for just so he could occasionally sniff her gash and assure her that it didn’t smell like an old goat, or something of that nature.
