‘Hi, my name is Adam.’ I started. Sex vedio ‘Oh those, they’re just props. I didn’t really understand what she was talking about. She approached a tomb and knelt down before it, thus revealing the upper part of her thighs as her skirt shortened. Her groin was now pressing against mine. “HERE LIES KARA GALTO, BELOVED SISTER” (1984 – 2004). After all, I might have met her under other circumstances. ‘No panic! But what I was going to discover and experience, was beyond belief. I suddenly remembered that we were in a cemetery and we should have been a little more respectful. I was watching her gothic silhouette from behind a tombstone under a brilliant Full Moon. The whole situation seemed a little too fast for me though I can’t say I objected. ‘I’m a secretary at Reilly’s Undertakers.’
‘It doesn’t surprise me.’ I said thoughtfully. I was supposed to take over the small firm I worked in when the boss retired but he didn’t seem to want to retire for the time being. ‘How can I do that?’
‘Just bite me, that’s all’. I was looking at a tombstone that actually appealed to me when she suddenly appeared. Right, well I better be getting back. That night I’d decided to take a stroll to the local cemetery to pick up a few vibes and think
