Your Daily Snitch
by RITA SKEETER
photos by A. He’s tops on a broom!” praised Oliver Wood, a former alumnus of the school and Keeper for Puddlemere United. Porn sex He’s tops on a broom!” praised Oliver Wood, a former alumnus of the school and Keeper for Puddlemere United. There’s no place he won’t fly to, no maneuver he won’t make. For the most part. He-Who-Should-Not-Be-Named had a small hysterical fit and tantrum in the middle of the stadium pitch, it was perhaps the most professionally played game this reporter has ever seen. The Moldiemort Robes (TM) were the ONLY garments to be seen at the game. “It’s a smash!” reported Ms. At age 17, Potter has most definitely earned his place in Witch Weekly as the Wizarding World’s most desired bachelor. “Potter’s accuracy at finding and securing the Snitch is amazing. Of course, contrary to initial speculation, only the Gryffindor house was in the buff, due to the foolish gambling of Co-Captains Fred and George Weasley. More than one student commented on his poise, his grace, and his use of his God-given equipment. It was one of the most dramatic and powerful games of Quidditch history, and also one of the shortest. And, the pride and glory of the Gryffindor team, their renowned Seeker Harry Potter (The Boy Who Lived) took to the field like
