“We can’t,” I lied smoothly, “seeing as we haven’t seen them. I was still in shock over what had happened – maybe I should have been in the hospital wing too, taking the same course of potions as Mary was. Sex videos “Ye’re joking! Why didn’t you tell me?”
I suppressed a giggle and steadfastly refused to look anyone in the eye. “She’s a bit of a stunner, really. Do you think you could ask her?” he went on. I felt free, as though a weight had been lifted from me and something had unlocked in my brain that unchained my thoughts in the process. “Defini’ly thinks he’s star material, tha’ one.”
Lily laughed. As should ye – I’d hate fer ye t’ be caugh’ oot o’ boonds after curfew.” It was a veiled threat that we would go to the first staff member we saw and advise them of Snape’s antics. I hadn’t realised he could do that. I’d gone out with Cadmus Branstone for about four months early in fourth year, which had been entirely unremarkable. “Laura, Laura,” she said despairingly, “I saw you turning Scylla Pritchard’s nose into a banana the other day.”
Oh yes, that’s right. “Not great,” I acknowledged finally. The other consequence of the rumour was to do with the fan club itself.
