oh god, it’s all the way in me Momma, I can’t feel anything.”
“Does it hurt?” her Momma asked. Sex vedio It never bothered me none, I done college and in the afternoon after I done college I done tree felling and log rolling in the log pond and helped out around the saw mill, hell I never even found time to watch TV let alone get laid which weren’t no bind since I couldn’t find no girl as would go out with me in any case. “You’ll fuck with me?” I asked eagerly. “Don’t you want to make babies?” Lisa asked. “Hoarse,” she said, “You know when you measured it?” she asked. “Hollywood Nebraska,” Lisa’s Momma said, “If you wanna be a star you’ll have to ball cocks that size Lisa, are you really sure you wanna ball something that big Lisa?”
“I guess I got to Momma if I’m going to make it in Hollywood,” Lisa said greedily, “Hell its what I been practising for!”
“What?” I asked, “What you been practising for?”
“Hollywood Hoarse,” her Momma said, “See Hoarse, we ain’t doing too well, since Obama got elected and everyone got internet porn on their cell phones and don’t buy porno mags at ten dollars a throw no more so I had Lisa sign up with twenty first century fucks to do pornos in Hollywood
