But we still need to talk about erections in public.”
“You and mom approved, at Black’s Beach.”
“As a boy. Porn vedio I wouldn’t have tricked you if I didn’t think it imperative that you talk to someone about this.”
Sobbing, “It’s private! Now you’re a man.”
“Hey, you said I was a man already!”
“I stand corrected. Now you see the dilemma. We don’t have a place to go!”
“Yeah, most adults are more worried about you doing too much, rather than providing a place for kissing.”
“I think I’ll propose that a kissing room be provided during recess.”
“More power to ya, Jeff!”
“Can I take Maria to your house?”
“With her mother, sure.”
“No. Now you see the dilemma. I expect that Sonya would hang you out to dry.”
“Yeah, that’s what Maria says too.”
“Don’t let Big Jeff ruin a story-book romance. Hey, the Giants are looking forward to our game tonight. [b]41
A BIT PRIVATE
“Hey little man! But if you were doing more…I don’t think I have to explain.”
“Sean, I hear you and understand. I expect that Sonya would hang you out to dry.”
“Yeah, that’s what Maria says too.”
“Don’t let Big Jeff ruin a story-book romance. I was out of control. It’s none of your business!”
“Jeff, if you did it privately, I would agree it’s none of my business.
