Turned out she was from the Mercury, and it was fucking headlines in Tuesdays chip paper, “BNP rejects Lib Dem call for violence.”
Norman was straight round the depot, “What the fuck did you mean, ‘not hang Pedos up by the bollocks?”
“It don’t fucking work,” I said, “Their bollocks tear off,” I told him. The Councillor
“John,” Sandra said between sucks as she woke me with a blow job, “Did you know Councillors get nine thousand quid a year for doing fuck all?”
“No,” I agreed, “How do you know?”
“Al told me,” Sanda said, “He said he was going to be a Literal Democrat Councillor and get nine thousand quid for doing fuck all.”
“That’s about the size of it,” I said “Getting paid for doing fuck all, no fucking wonder Al wants to do it!”
“You should do it” she said. Porn vedio “What about the Chinese?” they said. “Oh no!” I said, of course I was going to say if you do that their bollocks come off, but you know. “And if you don’t like the BNP write summat nasty like “Fuck the BNP,” across ballot paper,” I suggested.
