It wouldn’t be worth it—guys would look at her face to talk to her, and her tit tatts wouldn’t be grotesquely stretched. After the fourth drink, he’d come up with the idea of updating his sister’s Twitter account again… Porn sex Even if people knew it was fake, every time they looked at her, they’d secretly wonder if she was pierced, or if that was really what her genitals looked like… October 18th: the hardest quesiotna ne1s ever assed me is whos da betta fuck—mom or dad
October 18th: on one hand dad is ENORMUS but mom’s got such a long tung
October 18th: n boy does she know how to use it
October 18th: i guess ull get 2 see! The solution had been obvious. She was covered in tattoos—the tattoos that he’d designed and digitally added to her body—and her breasts were enormous. October 18th: itll b a reel famil
He’d stopped typing halfway through that Tweet, but the damage was done. All of the boxes were checked. hey, no one ever said that boyfriends were off-limits! Ever since she’d dyed her hair blonde, in an attempt to emulate her dorm-mate, she’d been insatiable. Finally, he stood up, opened Master Hacker, and typed one final tweet. The big zero stared at her—it had been sitting there since she and Heather had decided that two cupboards of
