– F&G
To: Full o’ !#$
From: Katie Bell
Re: Re: We’re sorry
Fred, George:
After six years of playing with you two, and what feels like centuries of knowing the pair of you, you don’t think we’re stupid enough to take that little last minute dig-out-of-your-grave seriously, do you? Porn vedio F&G
To: Lord Voldemort
From: Harry Potter
Re: Our Last Mmail
Hey, Tom,
Haven’t heard from you lately. Ever your loving, if vengeful sister,
Ginny
To: Harry Potter
From: Fred and George Weasley
Re: Re: Fwd: Re: Today’s Game
Running behind Ginny’s skirts, eh? I suspect he’s planning to attack today’s match. Please find attached our Last Will & Testament. Ever your loving, if vengeful sister,
Ginny
To: Harry Potter
From: Fred and George Weasley
Re: Re: Fwd: Re: Today’s Game
Running behind Ginny’s skirts, eh? Just to keep you up-to-date on my modus operandi:
a) Take over the Ministry
b) Imprison all Opponents in Azkaban (that’s you, Tom)
c) Insert my new world order
Please insert a physical exercise regimen for the troops. Apparently, the corrective potion for your ‘little’ problem gave you some big brassy balls. – RW
To: Katie Bell, Angelina Johnson, Alicia Spinnet
From: Humble and Pie
Re: We’re sorry
Dear ladies,
We’re very sorry for the horrid position we’ve put you in. Ever your loving, if vengeful sister,
Ginny
To: Harry Potter
From: Fred and George Weasley
Re: Re: Fwd: Re: Today’s Game
Running behind Ginny’s skirts, eh? Best regards,
G. B) The attached magical slide-show advertising the upcoming book,
