They did, and now together they own that car. Sex Mom knew that all this emotion was an act, but seeing us play along with it meant that we were friends again, something that I’m sure our parents were overjoyed to see. Have at them.” He said winking. “Well why don’t you start right now?” she asked, “Alright everyone, over by the fireplace!”
She tore Rose and Dad away from their discussion about soccer, a passion they shared. At first I had to try to keep myself from panicking as the boxes kept coming, but I noticed that with each new item I got a little more excited. “You look really good.” she said seductively. What I do know is that I woke up the next morning with a splitting headache, a fairly intense feeling of nausea, and a surprisingly clean house. I was about to leave, but remembered I hadn’t actually used the bathroom yet. “You said I have to wait. I jumped about a foot in the air and span to face him. you know… I guess that one sort of balances itself out? So that was the problem. “I mean, you probably already know what you’re going to college for.”
“Yeah…” she said, “I’m going to be a lawyer.”
I smiled.
