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F&G
To: Lord Voldemort
From: Harry Potter
Re: Our Last Mmail
Hey, Tom,
Haven’t heard from you lately. Especially since I seem to be the person missing out on all the fun of said sexual mischief. Sex How are my Death Eaters? He’s howling with laughter, just keeled over and dying laughing at the stupidity of the pair of you. – HP
To: Our Family
From: Fred and George Weasley
Re: Our Last Will and Testament
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Dear Family:
We’re doomed. I suspect he’s planning to attack today’s match. He’s howling with laughter, just keeled over and dying laughing at the stupidity of the pair of you. And, I’d like IQ testing done. But, just in case, I’ll see about having Charlie get those three dragons fly about on a patrol sweep. I’ve defended you, supported you, researched potions (blah!) for you, and took risks for you! Sweeps of these creatures will disrupt the magical fields and stability needed for the Death Eaters to apparate with structure. Given the passion we Gryffindors have for our sport and our team, I would like to make a few suggestions as to how to prevent ol’ Moldie from causing any problems.