In spite of a fantasy ambition I never was a porn star and although publishing this story would have embarrassed my wife, I do not intend to do likewise to my former employer. Sex vedio Tina was a one of many hookers who worked this establishment. Eventually, the curtain was pulled back revealing two naked bodies to the assembled throng. Doing her rounds, I glibly said “Bumsen” and to my surprise “In Ordnung” was the reply. Eventually, as expected, I was asked to report to the changing room. She performed this feat with all the enthusiasm of a wet dish cloth. In english these translate into muff diving, blow job or fuck show. As is common in Germany, the girls doubled as dancers, hostesses, strippers and general dogsbodies. By such means Tina earned her daily bread. I contemplated the situation and was wondering what would happen next when she said “Bist Du fertig?” The use of those words in German can be interpreted in different ways. As I relaxed the combination of fantasy and testosterone allowed me, within a short period of time, to look down to see that, thank God, my penis was, indeed, standing proud like Blackpool Tower, illuminations and all.
