You have been warned! Sex vedio Poor old Abdul, he was watching us from the rig, as we called it. “Fuck off,” Andrews added helpfully. So after taking the sim card out of the guts of the mobile phone receiver they had adapted, I carefully removed the faulty capacitor and soldered the new one in place using my little gas powered soldering iron. “Check his ass man” Sgt Andrews ordered, “Smash that phone!”
Some hopes, that phone was gone, stolen as he stumbled and dropped it, passed from hand to hand underneath those all enveloping robes, it was hopeless. So we used a set of tyre levers and then when we got him spread wide enough to see the end of the bomb so Sgt Andrews got his crow bar in there and started to pry it out. There was the muffled crump of an explosion. “Nothing round his waist, Sarge” Lynden confirmed. It’s good stuff Fleetol, a good quality detergent oil for diesel engines, you don’t want to swallow any or get it on your skin though, it stings like crazy, I use it in my old Hillman Avenger, back at Ludgershall, but it must burn like hell when half a pint is poured down your ass hole. Abdul just didn’t understand what was going on, he thought he was a hard guy, right
