I saw her breasts start to dance on her chest. Sex vedio I asked, “Why don’t you use tampons like your mother does?”
Mary Ann answered, “Because I’m still a virgin and they don’t fit!”
I said, “Well you can take care of that if you want too!”
Mary Ann asked, “How?”
I said, “With your fingers, your mother’s dildo, or even a boyfriend!”
Mary Ann asked, “Will you do if for me?”
I reached out a finger and went for her pussy when she stopped me. Not one of my women would admit to using it but the grass catcher was full and I had to empty it. I walked into the house, grabbed a fresh beer, and headed up to Mary Ann’s bedroom. How many experiments did it take? That night in bed while we were making love my wife finally admitted that she had been riding my new lawnmower and that it had a very unique vibration in high speed. How?”
My wife said, “You because you are the problem! How to hell do women figure something like that out?
