Same age as me, how’s that for coincidence?”
“You just get that idea out of your head this instant my girl,” Linda interjected, turning round in her seat to face her great granddaughter, “just get it right out of your head, your father would kill me, your mother would kill me, your grandmother and grandfather would kill me, and I’ll kill you!”
I had my head in my hands by now, wanting the ground to swallow me up, this was the least erotic scenario I could imagine, but Linda wasn’t finished, no, she had more to say. Porn sex “I can’t wait a second longer,” she proclaimed, “I just need to have that old friend in my mouth.” She climbed between my legs, lying flat on her stomach licking her lips as she took my cock in her hand and licking it like a lolly to lubricate it then stroking it firmly a few times. “For a start I wasn’t seventy six, I haven’t always been this age” Linda replied for me, before continuing,
“I was forty six, if you really must know, not that it is any of your damn business young lady.”
“Oh well that makes all the difference then,” Claire replied, “You were forty six, what age are you Scott?”
“Forty six,” I spoke, deciding to get the charade over and down with, sensing
