The dizzy bitches are coming straight to me… and you’re too fuckin’ young to be even talkin’ sex with me, too.”
“I am nineteen and shee’s eighteen.”
“You’re still too young.”
They looked at each other, nodded, and the other girl spoke up, “Actually, you just said the right thing, sir. Porn sex McDonalds was full of people. It was time to see what kind of results my new shirt would produce. Wee deecided you can fuck us, too, but mee first.”
“Take off your clothes,” I told Nichole, “Everybody gets naked before we start.”
Nichole started to object, but when I pointed my finger at her, she began unbuttoning her own plaid shirt. I told you I make the rules in this house, and I’m gonna fuck your gorgeous pussy.”
“But you… don’t… understand.” She was still trying to catch her breath as I rubbed the head of my dick up and down on her clit, then punching at her hole. There’s plenty of it out there that’s free and legal.”
Within an hour and a half at McDonalds, my t-shirt got me two phone numbers, a date with a chubby mother of four (for the next Sunday, while the husband and boys watched NFL football for six hours), the appointment with the two undercover cops, plus…..
