You didn’t hear about this from me, but apparently, she caught Steven and Alice while they were… you know… in front of the TV”
“He was fucking his sister?” I whispered. Her footing was a little unsteady and her eyes were a little red. Porn vedio Like me, she was recently divorced and mother of a nineteen year old son, so we had a lot in common and we talked and laughed for hours. Not wanting to be outdone by my son, I followed suit. You’re not old, you’re-”
Jay just kept babbling until he got his foot in his mouth. The TV guide had slid off his lap and lay forgotten on the couch. I don’t think these Bloody Mary’s work at all”
“No, but it was worth it”
“So, I guess you didn’t lose at all. Back on the main page, I tapped on another image. Just smile at a man and he’s ready for sex. I lay half on the couch, half on the floor and Jay was still on top of me, his head resting on my soft chest. Haven’t got laid in months, but still I keep everything neat and smooth down there, so I’m always prepared, always ready”
“God mom, that’s way too much information!”
“Well, excuse me for being a woman”
“You’re not a woman, you’re my mom!”
I chuckled at his reaction, both at
