“Like a prick in a washing tub!” some wag insisted. “The one your mother has been on about for weeks, anyway there’s a queue a hundred yards long at the main gate.”
“You said twenty,” Armen challenged. Sex vedio Greta thought hard, actually she did, “Yes,” she agreed. “One more for luck,” the King suggested and Edward fainted, “Put him with the poachers,” the King said harshly for being gay was illegal at that time. “It fits!” the apprentice cried and a great cheer went up. “Yes and no,” Greta said, “Yes he swallowed the plan, but no, he doesn’t want to stop with girls.”
“Oh god,” the Queen cursed, “You said the plan was foolproof.”
“But your son is a bigger fool than I thought possible,” Greta said sadly. “Where did you learn such words?” Edward asked. “Ladies and Gentlemen,” the King shouted, “There will now be a short interval while we erect the gallows, we have two poachers today and two homosexuals, Prince Armen and his friend Edward.”
“What?” Armen protested, “But I am to be married to Greta.”
“Indeed, married then hung,” the King said, “That way we have a Princess we can be proud of.”
“But the marriage is void unless consummated, and if I consummate I am not homosexual,” Armen said seeing the trap he had fallen into.
