“You’re right. To include most of the common fetishes we’ll need at least 18 or 20 characters. Sex videos Do you want to publish chapters once we finish them, or write three or five chapters in advance so we have time to catch continuity errors and plot holes?”
Authorwench answered, “It’s better to be safe than sorry. Some don’t read cautions at the beginning of stories, even if you type them in ALL CAPS!”
I let out a big sigh and responded, “So we need to figure out how to include as many fetishes as possible without offending anybody; keep track of about a hundred characters; write an extra thousand pages to make them believable; make the story hot and exciting with ‘average people’ characters in their forties and fifties; and nobody will read it and thank us for over five years?” I thought a long moment before I hit ‘Send’, and added, “I don’t know if I want to do all that.”
Her reply surprised me a little. They’re very alert and suspicious if there’s even a tiny chance something might be underage content. We should collaborate.
