For the older we become, the less likely we are to admit to the more expansive fantasies, as grown-up, responsible citizens are supposed to have put away this childish habit. Sex oh! On the floor be my pencils and brushes. ‘Well, boys, how was your lecture on Smetana?’ he boomed out, and I noticed a jolly twinkle in his eye. 2. But for a proper fuck you need two people and to make it perfect there must be no holding back. Have I your words, gentlemen?’
We were abashed and readily volunteered our promise to stay silent. So he sat down and removed his shoes and socks, slipped off his jacket and unbuttoned his trousers. Please leave quietly. ‘Mind, you are all taking advantage of the fact that I am a new and inexperienced teacher, so I think I will show you that I can give as good as I can take! How pleasant it is to recall that free and easy life we enjoyed as schoolboys at the Nottsgrove Academy for the Sons of Gentlefolk, and what wonderful memories I have of that giant amongst mortals, dear old Doctor White, whose wise leadership has since influenced me and all other students to such good effect.
