“Johnno!” Tony warned, “Not in front of witnesses mate get the cunts in solitary first.”
“Right, have they screwed hooks in the ceiling?” I asked. Sex vedio “So how do you like your new job?” Inspector Head asked me. “Oh yes,” Jenkins agreed, “How can we help?”
“Have you got actual boys and girls?” he asked. “Or the Red Lion,” Sharon suggested, “It’s strippers night but I couldn’t swap me shift. “Hello, Weatherfield Pedo Supplies,” Sandra answered as the phone rang again. “Four X not triple!” Jenkins said, “Have you pumping spunk like a fire engine it will, only fifty nine pounds ninety nine pee.”
“Oh,” said the Pedo
“Plus Vat,” Jenkins said, “And a tenner for delivery.”
“Well,” said the Pedo. “I want your fucking list of fucking customers,” a familiar voice asked. Sandra was still on the phones when we got back, Jenkins had a list of fourteen suspects what was interested in sheep, which bugged me, like you fucking kill the bastards when you get a bit peckish and yet the cunts does their nut when you fucks them, I don’t see a problem, you want to fuck ass I’d much rather you fucked a sheep that fucked my ass or my mates’s ass if you get my drift, first thing the Welsh will do when they get home rule is make sheep shagging legal
