I could practically feel her blushing; her heartrate was skyrocketing against the rocks, “I am relieving myself with my hand.”
“Well, so am I,” I smiled, “but it’s not really fair that you get to see me, and I don’t get to see you. Porn sex I thought to myself, cringing back as spittle shot from her clenched teeth, Is she rabid? I got out the rope, made a make-shift harness for myself, and then tied it to Astrid’s torso. “You think I want to spend another fucking night in the goddamn wilderness?! Willowbud smiled back, and snuggled atop me, making a pillow of my ample breasts and staring tiredly into my eyes. The cart jerked, reassuring me of my sanity, but the orcs seemed to take no notice, and we kept rolling. Like, this is the kind of broad you’d see carved into the bow of a warship. I will protect you, I thought, you will come to no harm while under my care, little god; I swear you this oath. Banks were robbed, stage coaches were held-up, gambling halls were ransacked.
